Did you hear what the caterpillar did on New Year's Eve?
He turned over a new leaf.What was the snail doing on the motorway?
About 5 centimetres an hour.



Why did the chicken cross the playground?


To get to the other slide.



How do you treat a sick pig?


Rub it with oinkment.



Where does a goldfish go on holidays?


Round the globe.



A whole zoo-full of animal jokes that are guaranteed to quack you up!