You know them, you see them all the time at farmers' markets and organic cafes, you might even be one of them! They love nothing better than sipping fair-trade gourmet coffee, leafing throughthe Sunday New York Times, and listening to David Sedaris on NPR (ideally all at the same time). Apple products, indie music, food co-ops and vintage t-shirts make them weak at the knees. They'realso down with diversity and up on all the beset microbrews, breakfast spots, foreign cinema and authentic sushi. They believe they're unique yet somehow they're all exactly the same. You know whothey are: they're white people. And they're here. Fortunately, here's a book that investigates, explains and offers advice for finding social success with the Caucasian persuasion. So kick back on your IKEAcouch and lose yourself in the ultimate guide to the unbearable whiteness of being.