When Zed the dar moft forgets the offering to the God of the Dead, the Gods become angry and send beasts and plagues to punish the land of Freeny. Thesod of Freeny is sent on a long adventure to find the Goddess Afrodainty to try to save his country, encountering horrible storms, sea monsters, witches and sorceresses, angry Gods, crazy nomads, a beautiful princess, and helpful dwarves. With only a silly band of green, large-nosed dar mofts as a crew and a ship made of lead, Thesod uses wit, courage, and a lot of luck to get to his journey's end. J.D. Peterson creates a richly-illustrated epic rhyme full of zany adventure, bad puns, silly rhymes, and strange characters in this satire of Homer's Odyssey. You'll never read poetry in the same way again.