Dear New Diary,

I have a surprise for you. It is a BIG surprise. So, are you sitting down? No, you are lying flat on my desk while I write in you. Obviously. Okay, just breathe deeply, and try to stay calm.

The hand that is writing in you now, belongs to... Bathsheba Clarice de Trop!!! Yes! Yes yes yes yes yes!!!

Bet you never thought you'd belong to a celebrity, did you?

Bathsheba Clarice de Trop's life is so super starry. Or is it?

Illustrated by: Vicky Arrowsmith