The old saying that "what can go wrong, probably will go wrong" is always lurking in the minds of showbiz folk. Louis B. Mayer probably never forgave himself for passing up the rights to Mickey Mouse, and Hugh Grant must have regretted the unexpected audience that showed up for his late-night encounter with Divine Brown. But the show must go on, despite inebriation, adultery, shoplifting, stage fright, villainy, sartorial disaster, or just being stuck in the ladies room at the very moment they decide to give you an award.