Even those who do not partake in the consumption of pornography — all 4 of you — have to appreciate the artistry of porn titles. Who doesn't smile when they hear Good Will Humping or The Sperminator? If not for the imagery, for the wordplay. In the spirit of the great pornographic punsters comes Pornification, a book of over 500 hypothetical pornified titles, along with quizzes, games and challenges to come up with your own pornifications. The golden rule of pornification states . . . "For every legit movie, there exists (at least theoretically) a porn version of that movie." There's something for everyone, from Cold Mountin' to The Fast and Bicurious to Malcolm XXX, so open up and enjoy!