Tim wants to be a civil engineer. In this zesty, fast-paced, often hilarious book, Tim offers a series of stories that relate (if only remotely) to his quest to fulfill this lifelong dream! These stories are often funny, toilety, boogery, and everything in-between. You'll laugh at some of these face-crackingly outrageous stories of childhood (and adulthood) mischief and the inner workings of a man who has lived his life on the edge!