Do you forget peoples' names but remember their shoes? Do you often use the words 'love' and 'shoe' in the same sentence? Do you daydream about shoes? If so, you may be a bootist - or have bootist tendencies - and this is the book for you. Containing bootist truths ('Price is not part of the purchasing decision'), bootist mantras ('There is always room for one more pair') and celebrity confessions ('My name is Sarah Jessica and I own well over one hundred pairs of Manolo Blahniks') This funky, quirky book is for everyone who believes you can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many shoes.