Austen, Shakespeare, Me. What do we all have in common? Have we all made fun of women? Sure. Have we all had our sexual orientations questioned? Absolutely. Beyond that, we have all now earned our place in the pantheon of English Literature. Not Safe for Work is a combination of jokes, inappropriate poetry, stories like "Tinder Terrorist" and "Xanax Dreams" as well as personal stories all compiled into a piece of literature that literally no one asked for except for my friends.