We are living through times of incredible social and political unrest, confronted by the rise of fascism, genocidal wars, the looming spectre of nuclear attack, climate catastrophes, the near-certainty of a new pandemic, and tech failures that do nothing but enrich the very, very few. Promising future gains and revolutions has become the main advertising strategy for AI and Big Tech companies, and it is little wonder that so many people no longer want to think about the future. Prediction itself is a loaded word, with unavoidable resonances of uncritical determinism, rationality and 'objectivity' at its core. For this reason, scholars from the interdisciplinary field of Science and Technology Studies (STS), like many critical journalists or sci-fi authors, have long been wary of the notion of prediction.